i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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