is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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