Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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