i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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