it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
