Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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