I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Panties = found
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