Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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