put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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