Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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