Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The ass gains better be worth it
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