My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
