if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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