when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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