Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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