i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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