Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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