haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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