Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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