whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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