Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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