Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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