Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Randomize
