the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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