If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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