using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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