bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Someone signed my nipple.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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