I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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