I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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