This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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