just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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