The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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