just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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