She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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