Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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