Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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