He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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