i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
he just fucked me for my cheese..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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