what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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