I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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