just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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