i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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