Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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