he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he just fucked me for my cheese..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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