plz talk dirty to me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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