I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
farters have to be the big spoon...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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