NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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