We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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