only if we run a train.
done.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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