4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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