A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's shark week go big or go home
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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