She is in my trunk
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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